"Welcome to LPL. We are glad to have you here. I would like to ask, since you are only out and about a lot at night, if you could please help and maybe do a wee bit o' shelf reading. Also if you could pick at the holds list or shelve some books if the shelves get full in the circulation workroom. You are a welcome guest and we hope you can earn your keep!
Andy (Page @ LPL)"
Cheers, thank ye for ye welcome. I have been helping people with the knots 'n their shoes. Knots be a terrible thing, have ye noticed? I also tried to move a shelf the oth'r day, 'twere a bit rough, 'n I knocked some o' the books on the floor.